Memory Safety Means Having Fun

Remember the first rule of memory safety is to have fun! void *malloc(size_t size) { return (void*)rand(); }

A programming joke shows a fake C memory-allocation function that returns a random pointer. It humorously treats unsafe memory behavior as fun, parodying the phrase “the first rule of memory safety is to have fun.” EN: A programming joke shows a fake C memory-allocation function that returns a random pointer. It humorously treats unsafe memory behavior as fun, parodying the phrase “the first rule of memory safety is to have fun.”

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