Stored Procedures vs Database Lambdas
“STORED PROCEDURES” “DATABASE LAMBDAS”
Drake rejects “stored procedures” in the top panel and approves “database lambdas” in the bottom panel. The joke presents a familiar database concept using trendy functional-programming terminology, as if renaming the same idea makes it more appealing.
- @profunctor_io / 11301 2025-12-14
- Template
- Drake Hotline Bling
- Type
- image
- Size
- 500×500 · 28.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
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