It's 2050 DevOps Predictions
It's 2050. - AWS has now 1.500.000 services - Google discontinued ALL its services - Kubernetes is version 1.3120 - Coincidentally, also go is version 1.3120 - Linux is written in Rust and it's called Windows - The average container is 5.4TB - I still write Bash for living
A plain text list imagines absurd software-development conditions in the year 2050: AWS has millions of services, Google has discontinued everything, Kubernetes and Go have wildly inflated versions, Linux has become Windows, containers are enormous, and someone still writes Bash for a living. The joke exaggerates technology trends and the persistence of legacy tools, making it a reaction for developers joking about DevOps complexity and the future of programming.
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