Fortune Cookie Workday Curse

You’re gonna shit your pants on your way to work next Thursday.

A fortune cookie contains a blunt prediction that the viewer will shit their pants while going to work next Thursday. The joke is the absurdly specific and disgusting bad-luck warning, used as an unexpected reaction to something ominous or stressful.

• @jeppa420 / 20009 2021-08-17
• @jeppa420 / 31310 2023-08-05