Jira Trolley Problem

Oh no! You notice that a trolley is heading towards 5 people. You can easily pull the lever to divert it to the other track, but your PM wants you to create a Jira ticket for it first, with a thorough description and steps to reproduce, epic and sprint assigned, story points and hours estimated, and that you keep updating its status through the workflow steps when making progress on pulling the lever. What do you do? Jira

A trolley is approaching five people, while a person stands by a lever that could divert it. Instead of pulling the lever immediately, the project manager requires a fully documented Jira ticket with workflow updates first. The joke combines the classic trolley problem with excessive corporate bureaucracy and agile project-management rituals, making it useful as a reaction to slow processes and pointless paperwork. EN: A trolley is approaching five people, while a person stands by a lever that could divert it. Instead of pulling the lever immediately, the project manager requires a fully documented Jira ticket with workflow updates first. The joke combines the classic trolley problem with excessive corporate bureaucracy and agile project-management rituals, making it useful as a reaction to slow processes and pointless paperwork.

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