Galadriel Brings the Fellowship Gifts

I come bearing gifts may you always stay hidden from foes merry and pippin a nokia 3310 I have no greater gift our most beloved skeng it's just what I always wanted your majesty buzzin m'lady

An animated parody shows Galadriel presenting bizarre modern gifts to members of The Lord of the Rings Fellowship in a snowy, moonlit landscape. Instead of magical artifacts, the Fellowship receives things like a Nokia 3310 and “skeng,” turning the solemn fantasy gift-giving scene into absurd British slang humor. The clip ends with the Fellowship gathered and ready to leave.

I come bearing gifts to help the Fellowship on their quest. Thank you, Madame. To the brave Hobbits, I bestow upon you these balleys. May you always stay hidden from foes. Thank you, Lady Galabriel. My gift to you, Legolas. This pierce too, worthy of the skills of our ancestors. You are too kind, my liege. For you, Merriam Pippin, links Africa. Use it sparingly, for it holds great power. You have my word. We shan't betray your trust. For you, brave Samwise Gamgee. Anarchy of 3310, with six pound credit. Thank you, Madame. And what gift would a dwarf ask of the elves? Jog as me, lady. It shall be so. You flatter me. I do not. Harrogorn, I have no greater gift than the gift you already bear. Rebot classics. I look sleek your grace. And Frodo Baggins. I give you this, Uzi 9 mil. Our most beloved sking. May it light your path when all else fails. I won't let you down. Baramir, for you, the prize most lovely. Fee for ten. It's just what I always wanted, Your Majesty. I have packed you all beef and yoghurt, and mp3 players. The food of the gods, my lady. Now go, Fellowship of the Lads, Creamfields awaits. Buzz in, my lady.

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