Museum of Meaningless Metrics
Museum of Meaningless Metrics Lines of Code Story Points Pull Requests Tokens Spent 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 9,876,543,210 “Our newest exhibit.”
A museum guide presents software-development metrics in glass display cases, including lines of code, story points, pull requests, and an enormous token count. The joke is that these numbers are treated like priceless museum artifacts even though they are often meaningless measures of productivity. It works as a reaction to metric-obsessed workplaces and pointless software statistics.
woman visitor / женщина-посетительницаman visitor / мужчина-посетительmuseum guide in suit / экскурсовод в костюмеglass display cases / стеклянные витриныstack of papers / стопка бумагcode document / документ с кодомnumber cards / карточки с числамиnetwork diagram / сетевая диаграммаtoken counter / счётчик токеновdigital display / цифровой дисплейnumber 9,876,543,210 / число 9 876 543 210velvet rope barrier / барьер с бархатным канатомmuseum gallery / музейный залspotlights / точечные светильникиhandbag / сумочка
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- image
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- 800×787 · 160.8 KiB
- Mood
- satirical
- Language
- en
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