Thank God I’m Out of Work

Finally out of work. Still on for tonight at 9? This is going to sound bad but I need to cancel. I made plans with someone else that seems really promising and I can’t miss this opportunity. Thank God lmao ?? Excuse me?? The fuck did you mean thank god??? Wtf is your problem Like actually what the fuck is your problem Genuinely go to hell. You're scum. You deserve this

A dark-mode text-message exchange shows one person canceling plans because they found a more promising opportunity, only for the other person to celebrate the cancellation with “Thank God lmao.” The punchline is the mutual relief and escalating outrage when the cancellation is revealed to be welcome; it is sent as a reaction to awkward dating, friendship, or scheduling situations where both people secretly want out. EN: A dark-mode text-message exchange shows one person canceling plans because they found a more promising opportunity, only for the other person to celebrate the cancellation with “Thank God lmao.” The punchline is the mutual relief and escalating outrage when the cancellation is revealed to be welcome; it is sent as a reaction to awkward dating, friendship, or scheduling situations where both people secretly want out.

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