Cat's How to Get a Husband Tutorial

Text on the meme

how to get a husband tutorial Hi, Uhm do you eat breakfast? Yes, why? Step 2 Test identity Okay. Human verified Smart enough. Approve 11 toddlers attacked us at once, would you take them? why would they attack us? yes, I guess haha Step 5 The proposel mission accomplished

What it means

A series of cats presents a mock tutorial for getting a husband, using chat messages and increasingly absurd tests. The cats verify that the target eats breakfast, passes an identity and intelligence check, and accepts a bizarre toddler scenario before proposing. The joke is that dating is treated like a formal approval process, ending triumphantly with “mission accomplished.”

Speech

¡Gauto Getousband Tutorial! Este punto, Asking me hace a Tzuekfast. Go! Ealtiman. Este dos, desidentity. Ok, human verifier. Este tres, checkis inteligense. Smartenoke. Aproved. Este cuatro, Asking de ultimates trend question. Excelente! Protector Vives! Step 5, de Proposal! Perfecto! Mi suena complice!

Objects

orange-and-white cat / рыже-белый кот white cat / белый кот gray-and-white cat / серо-белый кот cat wearing oversized glasses / кот в больших очках close-up cat face / крупный план морды кота cat eyes / глаза кота pink cat nose / розовый нос кота cat whiskers / кошачьи усы smartphone / смартфон chat message bubbles / пузыри сообщений чата black background / чёрный фон purple message bubble / фиолетовый пузырь сообщения white caption text / белый текст подписи bedspread / покрывало kitchen interior / интерьер кухни