Trump Declares Coding Emergency

UNBELIEVABLE! TypeScript v7, a TOTAL DISASTER, is written in Golang instead of Rust. What kind of SAD, LAZY decision is this? Rust is the FUTURE, folks. It’s FAST, it’s SAFE, it’s AMERICAN-MADE GENIUS! But NO, the so-called “experts” decided to go with Golang. PATHETIC! This is a HUGE MISTAKE, and it’s going to COST developers BIGLY. I’m calling for an IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION into this decision. Who’s behind this? Who’s pulling the strings? I bet it’s the same people who can’t even write a decent algorithm without crashing the whole system. SAD! Rust is the STRONGEST, the MOST RELIABLE, and the MOST SECURE language out there. But NO, they go with Golang. DISGRACEFUL! If this isn’t fixed SOON, I’m calling for a TOTAL BOYCOTT of TypeScript v7. We can’t let these WEAK, INCOMPETENT decisions ruin the future of coding. Rust is the WAY FORWARD, and anyone who doesn’t see that is either FOOLISH or CORRUPT. We need to MAKE CODING GREAT AGAIN, and that starts with DUMPING Golang and going ALL-IN on Rust. This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY for developers everywhere. We will NOT stand for this INCOMPETENCE. RUST NOW, or we’ll see you in NOVEMBER!

A fake Donald Trump post complains that TypeScript v7 is written in Golang instead of Rust. It parodies Trump’s grandiose, all-caps political rhetoric by treating a programming-language choice as a national emergency. The meme is used as a sarcastic reaction to heated technology debates and language tribalism.

• @profunctor_io / 11523 2026-08-31