JavaScript Parents Explain Math

And I have this tattoo on my rib cage That says, 1 + 1 = 11. Ooh, my parents say that all the time My parents say 1 + 1 is not 2. If you're ever mad she's probably retarded it's not her fault

A woman first tells a podcast host that her rib-cage tattoo says “1 + 1 = 11,” then another woman appears outdoors saying that if you are ever angry at her, she is probably retarded and it is not her fault. The joke is an abrupt, offensive non sequitur that reframes the earlier absurd arithmetic as an explanation for her behavior, with the music making the sudden edit feel like a deliberately deadpan reveal. EN: A woman first tells a podcast host that her rib-cage tattoo says “1 + 1 = 11,” then another woman appears outdoors saying that if you are ever angry at her, she is probably retarded and it is not her fault. The joke is an abrupt, offensive non sequitur that reframes the earlier absurd arithmetic as an explanation for her behavior, with the music making the sudden edit feel like a deliberately deadpan reveal.

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