Hematite Ring Absorbs Negativity
My bf got me a hematite ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one. i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this.
A person shows a hematite ring on their finger and the broken ring pieces in their hand. The joke treats a cheap, broken ring as if it heroically absorbed a month’s worth of negative energy, parodying spiritual crystal marketing and sarcastically suggesting selling poor-quality products with an elaborate story. EN: A person shows a hematite ring on their finger and the broken ring pieces in their hand. The joke treats a cheap, broken ring as if it heroically absorbed a month’s worth of negative energy, parodying spiritual crystal marketing and sarcastically suggesting selling poor-quality products with an elaborate story.
- @beobanka / 40197 2024-11-12
- @sbunem / 116941 2025-11-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 659×800 · 84.6 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
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