Absolutely Not Contact Text
just watched a man literally flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys
A tweet describes someone flipping a coin on a moving train, unblocking a contact named “ABSOLUTELY NOT,” and sending them an exaggerated “hey” with many Ys. The joke is the chaotic, impulsive escalation and the suggestive phrasing “a slutty amount of Ys,” making it a reaction to reckless or shameless texting. EN: A tweet describes someone flipping a coin on a moving train, unblocking a contact named “ABSOLUTELY NOT,” and sending them an exaggerated “hey” with many Ys. The joke is the chaotic, impulsive escalation and the suggestive phrasing “a slutty amount of Ys,” making it a reaction to reckless or shameless texting.
tweet screenshot / скриншот твитаsocial media post / пост в соцсетиprofile photo / фотография профиляbearded man in a hat / бородатый мужчина в шляпеtext message / текстовое сообщениеcontact name / имя контактаquotation marks / кавычкиmoving train / движущийся поездcoin / монетаlarge black text / крупный чёрный текст
- @jeppa420 / 30610 2023-05-15
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×500 · 60.3 KiB
- Mood
- chaotic, suggestive
- Language
- en
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