Lifting in the Dark

Anybody ever try lifting in the dark? My mom grounded me from the gym light because I'm always leaving it on; so I just haven't been using it. I don't even need to use the mirror anymore to know I have good form. Yeah, it's kinda based actually. What I do is pretend I'm Illidan and I was imprisoned by my brother, so to exact revenge I spend my time lashing so that I could go out and bang the shit out of Tyrande. It's a little bit tough putting on the plates and adjusting the safeties, but you get used to it. I like to turn on the Warcraft III OST on my bluetooth speaker and say his lines in my head. Makes me feel powerful and edgy. Malfurion can go fuck himself

A screenshot of an anonymous fitness forum thread shows someone lifting weights in a dark gym because their mother grounded them from using the gym light. The reply humorously escalates the situation by roleplaying Illidan Stormrage from Warcraft III, imagining revenge against Malfurion and sex with Tyrande while working out to the game’s soundtrack. It is used as an absurd, edgy reaction to justify an unnecessarily dramatic or bizarre habit.

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