Make the Web App Native

Text on the meme

Manager: I want our web app to feel more like a native app You: window.onerror = window.close;

What it means

A manager asks for a web app to feel more like a native application, and the developer responds with JavaScript that closes the browser window whenever an error occurs. The joke is that this is an absurdly destructive interpretation of “native app” behavior, mocking overconfident or unhelpful developer solutions. EN: A manager asks for a web app to feel more like a native application, and the developer responds with JavaScript that closes the browser window whenever an error occurs. The joke is that this is an absurdly destructive interpretation of “native app” behavior, mocking overconfident or unhelpful developer solutions.

Objects

computer code / компьютерный код web app / веб-приложение browser window / окно браузера JavaScript statement / инструкция JavaScript error handler / обработчик ошибок dark code editor / тёмный редактор кода Twitter post / пост в Twitter manager / менеджер developer / разработчик text caption / текстовая подпись