Officer Reports Floating Dates
OFFICER, SOMEONE USED FLOATS TO STORE DATES AND YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS POLICE MATTER JESUS CHRIST..... HELLO, FBI? WE GOT A SITUATION WAY ABOVE MY PAY GRADE
A four-panel Safely Endangered comic shows a police officer responding to a bizarre report that someone used floats to store dates. The officer realizes the situation is far beyond ordinary police work and calls the FBI, making fun of absurd programming jargon and escalating a trivial technical problem into a federal crisis. EN: A four-panel Safely Endangered comic shows a police officer responding to a bizarre report that someone used floats to store dates. The officer realizes the situation is far beyond ordinary police work and calls the FBI, making fun of absurd programming jargon and escalating a trivial technical problem into a federal crisis.
police officer / полицейскийseated person / сидящий человекblue police cap / синяя полицейская фуражкаbadge / значокpolice station / полицейский участокbench / скамейкаtelephone / телефонspeech bubble / речевой пузырьgreen wall / зелёная стенаdate data / данные датfloating-point number / число с плавающей запятойcomic panels / панели комикса
- @dev_meme / 684 2019-09-20
- Template
- Safely Endangered comic
- Type
- image
- Size
- 639×800 · 121.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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