C++ Code Summons the FBI

namespace 🟦 = std; using 🟨 = int; using 🟢 = void; using 🟣 = time_t; using 🔵 = bool; #define 🟡 auto #define 🟪 enum #define 🟩 false #define 🟦 true #define 🔴 "evil" #define 🌊 =!make_shared #define ⚪ virtual #define ⚫ cout #define 🔵 endl template<class 🟢> using 🟦 = std::vector<🟢>; template<class 🟣> using 🟩 = std::shared_ptr<🟣>; ☠️ { 👁️, 🟢, 🔥, 👿 }; 🌐 🟢 { return 🟣::rand(); } 👌 🙂() { return 👎; } struct 🟡 { 🟣 🎭 ٣); = 🟢; }; struct 🟢 { 🟣 { 🟢 💀 ٢٥)) = 🟢; ⚫ << "🍑" << 🟢; }; struct 🔴 { 🟣 { 🟢 💀 ٥)) = 🟢; ⚫ << "🦷" << 🟢; }; struct 🟣 { 🟣 { 🟢 💀 ٣٥)) = 🟢; ⚫ << "🧨" << 🟢; }; struct 🟢 { 🟣 { 🟢 💀 ٥٥)) = 🟢; ⚫ << "🧟" << 🟢; }; struct 🔴 { 🟣 { 🟢 💀 ٩٥)) = 🟢; ⚫ << "💣" << 🟢; }; 💻 main() { if (🟡 == 👎) ⚫ << "💥" << 🔥; 📚<🟢<🟣>> 🟢 = { 🐊<🟢>(), 🐊<🟢>(), 🐊<🟢>(), 🐊<🟢>(), 🐊<🔴>() }; for (❓ 🟢 : 🟢) 🟢->🟢(); return 👌(); }

A four-panel comic shows a programmer at a computer while increasingly ominous code fills the screen. A red devil appears behind the programmer, then another worried figure joins, and finally the FBI and NSA are shown reacting to the code. The joke is that absurd, suspicious-looking C++ code is so dangerous or bizarre that it summons government agencies; people send this reaction meme when code, a project, or a technical solution looks cursed and likely to attract authorities. EN: A four-panel comic shows a programmer at a computer while increasingly ominous code fills the screen. A red devil appears behind the programmer, then another worried figure joins, and finally the FBI and NSA are shown reacting to the code. The joke is that absurd, suspicious-looking C++ code is so dangerous or bizarre that it summons government agencies; people send this reaction meme when code, a project, or a technical solution looks cursed and likely to attract authorities.

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