First Nine-Hour Shift Breakdown

Pov: ur little sister just did her first 9hr shift Theres was a bus load she just got of a 9 hour shift We close at ten stupid everyone's so stupid and they always order crispy chicken let's collect ourselves how the fuck do people do 2 minutes later okay that's not weird

A tired young woman sits in a dark car after completing her first nine-hour shift, becoming increasingly emotional and overwhelmed. Her companion tries to comfort her and points out that a cute guy complimented her lashes, but she immediately admits she took his receipt to learn his name. The joke is the sudden shift from dramatic post-work exhaustion to suspiciously enthusiastic interest in the cute customer.

I got off a nine hour shift and this is our first night hour shift she's ever done I can't do this Aw poor baby I'm sorry I'm sorry Let's say Collect ourselves let's collect ourselves breathe to our mouth I mean is it through the nose? The main thing is you're done now You're done You can go home and relax How the fuck do people do it? And you complimented my lashes That's good that's a win a cute guy complimented your lashes He was actually so cute guys and I took his receipt so now I know his name. Okay, that's not weird.

• @jemalloc / 1077 2023-01-20