Wife Says Dress Nice
wife: put something nice on I want to go out tonight me: ok
A man interprets his wife’s request to wear something nice in the worst possible way, assembling camouflage shorts, a grotesque heavy-metal shirt, a gun, drugs, and other suspicious items. The joke is that he technically gets dressed to go out, but looks and prepares like a violent criminal instead of dressing appropriately for a date or evening outing. EN: A man interprets his wife’s request to wear something nice in the worst possible way, assembling camouflage shorts, a grotesque heavy-metal shirt, a gun, drugs, and other suspicious items. The joke is that he technically gets dressed to go out, but looks and prepares like a violent criminal instead of dressing appropriately for a date or evening outing.
camouflage shorts / камуфляжные шортыblack graphic T-shirt / чёрная футболка с принтомheavy-metal artwork / оформление в стиле хэви-металhandgun / пистолетbullets / патроныwhite powder / белый порошокpills / таблеткиplastic bag / пластиковый пакетblue cloth / синяя тканьsmall bottle / маленькая бутылкаdark room background / тёмный фон
- @jeppa420 / 29330 2023-01-09
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×792 · 117.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
- Added