Geralt Gym Gains Greentext

>pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

A greentext post describes someone roleplaying as Geralt of Rivia at the gym: mixing protein shakes with alcohol like witcher potions, meditating, cataloguing gym-goers as monsters, haggling with the cashier, and insulting people before lifting. The absurd roleplay supposedly makes his lifts and gains skyrocket, ending with the question of whether this is effective larping or simply autistic behavior. It is shared as a reaction to overly elaborate fitness routines, extreme commitment to a persona, or bizarre self-improvement logic.

• @jeppa420 / 29321 2023-01-08