Defending Pans From a Pansexual

Text on the meme

Mom: Why is my son taking too long? I just sent him to buy a pan. *Me and the store manager defending pans from a random pansexual*:

What it means

A chaotic God of War battle plays beneath a caption about a mother wondering why her son is taking so long to buy a pan. The joke is a pun on “pan” and “pansexual”: the shopper and store manager are portrayed as violently defending cookware from a random pansexual person. Eminem’s “Sing For The Moment,” a dramatic hip-hop/rap song, intensifies the absurd fight and makes the mundane shopping errand feel like an epic showdown.

Sound

♪ Eminem — Sing For The Moment

music / музыка

Who

Kratos (God of War)Baldur (God of War)

Objects

video game warriors / воины из видеоигры shirtless tattooed fighter / татуированный боец без рубашки armored warrior / бронированный воин axe / топор weapon / оружие snowy battlefield / заснеженное поле боя mountains / горы snow / снег rocky ground / каменистая земля blood / кровь combat / бой jumping fighter / прыгающий боец white caption panel / белая панель с подписью