Кот не скучал по хозяйке

Женщина держит рыжего кота на кровати и расспрашивает его о том, как он провёл время, пока она уезжала на три дня. Кот выглядит невозмутимым, отворачивается и сопротивляется ласкам, но в конце играет с хозяйкой и позволяет ей целовать себя. Комизм строится на том, что хозяйка ведёт с молчащим котом серьёзный разговор и приписывает ему ответы.

I was gone for three days because I went to spend Christmas somewhere else and he was left here at home but he had a cat sitter. Did you miss me while we're gone? You didn't? Yeah. He's also still missing his dad. Do you miss your dad? you do yeah tell him yeah tell him come back he'll come back soon yeah yeah but did you enjoy your time alone the cats that are give you lots of treats Yeah, lots of treats and then did she play with you a lot? Yeah, did you like her? She's nice, wasn't she? Yeah, you say bye Bye Yeah Okay, we already said bye We're done chatting You have more things to say Yeah, what more? What more do you want to say? Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Okay, tomorrow we're gonna sing. You feel like singing? Bye!

• @jeppa420 / 36269 2026-05-06