911 Call About an Uncontrollable Child

911 CALL CALLER: "The 12-year-old is completely out of control and I can't physically... she's as big as I am. I can't control her." 911 CALL DISPATCHER: "Okay, did you want us to come over and shoot her?"

A fake 911 call transcript shows a caller complaining that a supposedly uncontrollable 12-year-old is physically too large to restrain. The dispatcher’s absurdly literal response turns the complaint into a dark joke about asking police to shoot the child, making it useful as an edgy reaction to someone being impossible to control. EN: A fake 911 call transcript shows a caller complaining that a supposedly uncontrollable 12-year-old is physically too large to restrain. The dispatcher’s absurdly literal response turns the complaint into a dark joke about asking police to shoot the child, making it useful as an edgy reaction to someone being impossible to control.

• @jeppa420 / 28573 2022-11-06