We Should Get WASTED

We should get WASTED Wake up early Anticipate a productive day Stay hydrated Take a multivitamin Exercise Don't stay up too late

An anime-style schoolgirl holds a drink and a snack beside an acrostic list spelling WASTED: “Wake up early,” “Anticipate a productive day,” “Stay hydrated,” “Take a multivitamin,” “Exercise,” and “Don't stay up too late.” The joke is that the wholesome self-care advice spells “WASTED,” humorously framing responsible habits as getting drunk and making it a reaction to ironic productivity or partying. EN: An anime-style schoolgirl holds a drink and a snack beside an acrostic list spelling WASTED: “Wake up early,” “Anticipate a productive day,” “Stay hydrated,” “Take a multivitamin,” “Exercise,” and “Don't stay up too late.” The joke is that the wholesome self-care advice spells “WASTED,” humorously framing responsible habits as getting drunk and making it a reaction to ironic productivity or partying.

• @sillyposting / 1426 2023-08-07