Manic Cat-Napping Plan

That time I was manic and wanted to steal this cat from animal control because I thought he was my deceased cat reincarnated so I googled “who is most likely to commit a crime” and google said poor people so I asked a little Cesar’s employee if she would do it for a $160 and she said yes

A fluffy black cat sits on a carpet while the caption tells a chaotic story about a manic person wanting to steal a cat from animal control because they believed it was their deceased cat reincarnated. After searching who was most likely to commit a crime and being told poor people, they asked a little Caesar’s employee to steal the cat for $160, and she agreed. The joke is the absurd escalation and deadpan delivery of an impulsive, bizarre plan.

• @sillyposting / 1135 2023-07-07