Swimmer on an Extreme Drug Regimen
ATHLETE PERFORMANCE PROFILE REGIMEN - Testosterone cypionate: 1200 mg/week - Trenbolone enanthate: 500 mg/week (2x/week injection) - rhGH: 7 IU/day - Insulin (Humalog): 8 IU (post-workout with carbs) MOST RECENT LABS - Free testosterone: 1300 pg/mL - IGF-1: 700 ng/mL
A muscular man in swim goggles and a black athletic suit is shown beside an athlete performance profile listing an extreme steroid, growth hormone, and insulin regimen. The joke is the absurd contrast between the serious sports-broadcast presentation and the comically excessive doping statistics, making it useful as a reaction to someone being unnaturally overpowered or taking things too far.
muscular man / мускулистый мужчинаswim goggles / плавательные очкиblack athletic singlet / чёрная спортивная майкаbroad shoulders / широкие плечиbodybuilder physique / телосложение бодибилдераperformance profile panel / панель профиля выступленияblue information board / синяя информационная панельtext list / список текстаsteroid regimen / курс стероидовtestosterone / тестостеронtrenbolone / тренболонgrowth hormone / гормон ростаinsulin / инсулинlaboratory results / лабораторные показателиwhite background / белый фон
- @jeppa420 / 36303 2026-05-23
- Type
- image
- Size
- 757×800 · 105.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, satirical
- Language
- en
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