Fish Want Me, Women Fear Me

fish want me women fear me fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me THE FISH AND I HAVE ENTERED AN UNEASY ALLIANCE AGAINST WOMEN THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEAST DARE MAKES A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH WOMEN WANT ME THE MINDS OF FISH ARE UNKNOWABLE WOMEN WANT ME FISH FEAR ME GOVERNMENT AGENTS WAIT ME FISH FEAR ME women want me fish fear me

A collage of hats with increasingly absurd claims about the wearer’s relationship with fish, women, men, animals, and government agents, plus an otter wearing one of the hats. The joke parodies macho slogan hats by escalating the claims into surreal, contradictory declarations, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre overconfidence or elaborate nonsense. EN: A collage of hats with increasingly absurd claims about the wearer’s relationship with fish, women, men, animals, and government agents, plus an otter wearing one of the hats. The joke parodies macho slogan hats by escalating the claims into surreal, contradictory declarations, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre overconfidence or elaborate nonsense.

• @beobanka / 37076 2024-07-29
• @pokupkabitka / 43454 2024-08-08