My Body Is a Machine Cloudflare Failure
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO [cloudflare/workers-sdk] New release published: @cloudflare/devprod-status-bot@1.2.2 Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues Investigating - Tuesday, 18 November 2025 at 14:04 (6 minutes ago) During our attempts to remediate, we have disabled WARP access in London. Users in London trying to access the Internet via WARP will see a failure to connect.
A skeleton operates a machine while a GitHub release notification and a Cloudflare outage alert appear over the image. The joke adapts the phrase “my body is a machine that turns into” to depict a software release immediately turning into a Cloudflare network failure. It is used as a reaction to chaotic deployments, outages, and recent global Cloudflare failures.
skeleton / скелетindustrial machine / промышленная машинаlarge wheel / большое колесоcomputer error graph / график компьютерной ошибкиGitHub notification / уведомление GitHubCloudflare alert / предупреждение Cloudflareoutage message / сообщение о сбоеblack background / чёрный фонLondon / ЛондонWARP network service / сетевой сервис WARP
- @dev_meme / 7452 2025-11-21
- Type
- image
- Size
- 708×800 · 76.3 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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