Convertible Hair Argument

“We’ve had a discussion” “Your mother wants to get a convertible - a car without a lid” “Nobody’s allowed to lower the window more than a crack” “Because it messes with her hair”

A bespectacled older man in a bedroom explains that his mother wants a convertible, even though she never allows the car windows to open more than a crack. The joke is the absurd contradiction: she wants a roofless car for open-air driving while being overly concerned about her hair.

We've had a discussion About what? Your mother wants to get a convertible No, a car without a lid But whenever we're in the normal car Nobody's allowed to lower the window more than a crack Because it messes with the hair Explain that to me

• @memstash32 / 707 2025-04-22