Water Sommelier Hobby Escalation

before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby is strictly 7. Sometimes 8 just to be sure. You want a for a beginner’s water if you must go bottled. You can either go tall or you can go wide I think looking at it is half the pleasure. Not again.

A bespectacled man in a red shirt drinks and analyzes water with absurd seriousness, discussing pH levels, bottled-water recommendations, glass shape, and the pleasure of looking at water. The joke is that discovering an online hobby subreddit turns an ordinary activity into an intensely technical obsession, ending with “Not again.”

Water's refreshing. I usually like to ensure the pH of the water is strictly 7. Sometimes 8 if I'm feeling a little more alkaline Anything 6 or below is a no-go. I check the acidity with an electronic pH meter just to be sure. You want a nice crisp balanced flavor So no, dissoni. I'd recommend aquafina for a beginner's water if you must go bottled But honestly room temperature tap water through a filter is the way to go. Then you get all the minerals Now glass shape is important. You can either go tall or you can go wide We call them verties or hoaries vertical or horizontal I like to go with a Hori because I really want to see the water between sips. I think looking at it is half the pleasure. I also always do throat massages and exercises to make sure you get maximum travel velocity down the throat. Um, ha, h- what? Where are you going?

• @memstash32 / 714 2025-04-24