Russian McDonald's Expansion
Russian Mcdonalds Expands to 4 Countries I ate a cheeseburger from Tasty and that's it and honestly it's awesome. A lot of tomato sauce. It's just fucking McDonald's. You fucking assholes stole all of our McTech and you WILL pay for that. If it wasn't for the fact McDonald's abandoned their eastern European logistics network and factories and let you retards take it over you'd still be 50 years behind as in burger tech.
An imageboard-style screenshot discusses Russia expanding McDonald's to four countries, praising a cheeseburger and then angrily claiming that Russia stole McDonald's technology. The joke is the absurdly serious nationalist rant about burger technology and fast-food logistics, used as an ironic reaction to Russian copies of Western brands.
map of Europe / карта Европыred land areas / красные территорииwhite snow-like shapes / белые снежные участкиgreen background / зелёный фонyellow logo-like emblem / жёлтая эмблема в виде логотипаimageboard screenshot / скриншот имиджбордаtext posts / текстовые постыcheeseburger / чизбургерtomato sauce / томатный соусflag icons / значки флаговuser avatars / аватары пользователейhorizontal separators / горизонтальные разделители
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- absurd, sarcastic
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- en
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