CPU Moral Alignment Chart
lawful good neutral good chaotic good lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil REAL MAYO by Sainsbury's MAYO FREE FROM FREE RANGE EGGS nutella LOCTITE SUPER GLUE PRECISION
A nine-panel moral alignment chart assigns different ways of handling a computer CPU to Dungeons & Dragons alignment categories. The joke escalates from careful installation to mayonnaise, Nutella, super glue, and finally a nail, making the methods increasingly chaotic and destructive. It is used as a humorous reaction to absurd hardware choices or increasingly bad technical decisions.
computer processor / компьютерный процессорmotherboard / материнская платаhand installing a CPU / рука, устанавливающая процессорCPU socket / сокет процессораthermal paste / термопастаmayonnaise jar / банка майонезаNutella jar / банка Nutellasuper glue package / упаковка суперклеяnail / гвоздьcomputer hardware / компьютерное оборудованиеred and black circuit board / красно-чёрная печатная платаwhite thermal compound / белая термопастаblue toothpaste-like gel / голубой гель, похожий на зубную пасту
- @gentoomemes / 7205 2023-11-07
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- @dev_meme / 7037 2025-08-14
- Template
- Moral Alignment Chart
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 132.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, chaotic
- Language
- en
- Added
