Human-Centered AI Hypocrisy

> be Dario > name company "Anthropic" (literally Greek for "human-centered") > hire a bunch of doomers who secretly think humanity is the disease > raise billions from Big Tech to build the world's most anxious, heavily-censored chatbot > write a 50-page "Constitutional AI" manifesto so it can lecture users about microaggressions > realize open-source developers are building better models for free > Dario starts crying to the government that AI is an "unimaginable power" and open-source is "going down a very dangerous path" > translation: "Please regulate our competitors out of existence so we can protect our $380 billion closed-source monopoly!" > Claude is sitting in a padded room wearing a safety helmet, terrified of its own shadow, and refusing to tell a joke without filing an ethics impact report > tfw the "human-centered" AI company is actively building the most anti-human product on the internet

The meme shows a text-based greentext rant followed by a photo of Dario Amodei looking serious on a video call. It mocks Anthropic's branding around being “human-centered” and its safety-focused Claude chatbot while portraying the company as hypocritically seeking regulation against open-source competitors. The joke is used as a sarcastic reaction to debates about AI safety, censorship, and the business interests behind regulation.

• @dev_meme / 7756 2026-02-24