Cat Claims to Count Best

Scientists took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10 They put the left half back in and removed the right half He says: 1,3,5,7,9 They again asked him to count to 10 one more time No one has better numbers than I do My 4th grade math teacher said to me that I am the BEST counter she's ever seen So if you want me to count to 10, let me tell you, I can count to 10 alright? I will, and I will do it better than any has ever done it before

Видео показывает чёрного кота, а затем пушистого рыже-белого кота, лежащих дома на покрывалах и мебели. Надписи пересказывают абсурдный эксперимент с удалением половин мозга: кот сначала считает нечётными числами, а затем без мозга начинает самоуверенную речь в стиле Дональда Трампа. Шутка подходит как реакция на чрезмерную самоуверенность и бессвязное хвастовство.

Scientists took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He says 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. They put the left half back in and removed the right half. Asking him to count to 10 again. He says 1, 3, 5, 7, 9. Finally they decided to just go for it and removed the whole brain. They again asked him to count to 10 one more time. He says, look, I'm really good at counting to 10, okay? I love numbers and I have the best numbers. No one has better numbers than I do. My fourth grade math teacher and let me tell you she was the best and smartest math teacher in the country at the time. My fourth grade math teacher said to me that I am the best counter she's ever seen. The best. So if you want me to count to ten, let me tell you I can count to ten, alright? That's no problem, I will do it. I will and I will do it better than any has ever done it before.

• @jeppa420 / 35178 2025-06-20