Programming Minimalism vs Java OOP
Programming in C Data structure for a flying dragon ~16 bytes of mem. per instance Neat! dragon_whatever(dragon*) dragon_rise(dragon*) returns status/error code Works the way a computer really works MINIMALISM OOP in Oracle Java throws Exceptions Class/Interface Dragon God Have mercy What have I spawned?!? Created class that extends or implements Dragon ~4 kilobytes of mem. / instance PLZ KILL ME Fused together Certified Java Programmer
The top panel depicts a simple C implementation of a flying dragon using minimal memory and straightforward functions. The bottom panel humorously portrays Java OOP as an overcomplicated class/interface dragon that throws exceptions, consumes more memory, and leaves the programmer overwhelmed; it is used to mock Java verbosity and abstraction.
stick figure programmer / программист-палочный человечекflying dragon data structure / структура данных летающего драконаred dragon body / красное тело драконаgreen dragon tail / зелёный хвост драконаyellow dragon tail / жёлтый хвост драконаgray hammer / серый молотокgray dragon parts / серые части драконаJava logo / логотип Javacode labels / подписи кодуmemory size annotations / обозначения объёма памятиcomputer programming diagram / диаграмма программирования
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