Force Push Morning Workflow
>wake up at 11:39 (ignore daily) >open laptop >8 messages in teams (ignore them) >open vs code >copy the files (.env included) >prompt "make this work" >copy/paste (without checking) >git push origin main --force >move PBI to done >text devops guy "it broke fix it" >close laptop
A developer lists a reckless morning workflow: ignoring messages, copying project files, asking AI to make things work, force-pushing to main, marking the task done, and blaming DevOps. The punchline is the exaggerated confidence and irresponsibility of treating a broken software project as finished after a few careless commands. EN: A developer lists a reckless morning workflow: ignoring messages, copying project files, asking AI to make things work, force-pushing to main, marking the task done, and blaming DevOps. The punchline is the exaggerated confidence and irresponsibility of treating a broken software project as finished after a few careless commands.
bald man / лысый мужчинаclose-up face / крупный план лицаlaptop / ноутбукcomputer code / компьютерный кодtext editor / текстовый редакторterminal commands / команды терминалаproject files / файлы проектаenv file / файл .envmessage notifications / уведомления о сообщенияхblack background / чёрный фонdeveloper workflow / рабочий процесс разработчика
- @gentoomemes / 15576 2025-01-14
- @pokupkabitka / 47665 2025-01-20
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- image
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- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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