AI Makes No Sense

ai makes no sense noooooo, machine learning is complicated and you are just too dumb to get it Look man fuck all of this shit, I've spent the past 5 years of my life studying and optimising machine learning, and deep learning models. No one really knows why certain hyperparameters work better, we just guess randomly and hope for the best. We still don't really understand why the fuck certain models work better than others and to be fucking honest we are using the same old shit from 50 years ago but just using bigger and bigger because we can run it with faster computers. It is a black box far from most of the time and anyone who says they really really understand what it is doing beyond the first few layers. I wish it was fucking shit. We played god and lost control but it is too late to stop now because there is a lot of money.

A bell-curve graph presents three reactions to artificial intelligence: a person saying “ai makes no sense,” an overconfident person insisting machine learning is too complicated to understand, and an expert admitting that even researchers largely guess at why models work. The joke mocks both anti-AI confusion and exaggerated claims of understanding, while the final paragraph emphasizes the black-box nature of modern AI and the money driving its continued development.

• @gentoomemes / 14644 2024-11-10