Gooning Makes You Gay
Gooning makes you gay. Frequent ejaculation → ↑ Prolactin + Serotonin → ↓ Dopamine & LH → ↓ 5α-Reductase, ↑ 5β-Reductase → ↓ Androsterone / ↑ Etiocholanolone → Lower Androsterone:Etiocholanolone ratio NEW YORK POST Lifestyle Weird But True Health Sex & Relationships SEX & RELATIONSHIPS The more porn you watch, the more likely you are to be bisexual PubMed® Advanced User Guide Androsterone-etiocholanolone ratios in male homosexuals M S Margolese et al. Br Med J. 1973.
A satirical screenshot of a social media post claims that frequent ejaculation and pornography consumption alter hormone levels and make a person gay or bisexual. The joke uses pseudo-scientific biochemical language, a fake New York Post headline, and a PubMed citation to parody homophobic misinformation and overconfident internet biology. EN: A satirical screenshot of a social media post claims that frequent ejaculation and pornography consumption alter hormone levels and make a person gay or bisexual. The joke uses pseudo-scientific biochemical language, a fake New York Post headline, and a PubMed citation to parody homophobic misinformation and overconfident internet biology.
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- @eternalclassic / 81485 2026-01-07
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- satirical, absurd
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