Baby Growth Projection
My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born. He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10
A tweet shows a father holding his tiny son in two photos, joking that because the baby has doubled in size in three months, he will weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10. The punchline is an absurd linear extrapolation of normal infant growth, turning a harmless family update into exaggerated mathematical nonsense. EN: A tweet shows a father holding his tiny son in two photos, joking that because the baby has doubled in size in three months, he will weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10. The punchline is an absurd linear extrapolation of normal infant growth, turning a harmless family update into exaggerated mathematical nonsense.
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- @eternalclassic / 78518 2025-11-09
- Template
- Twitter/X screenshot
- Type
- image
- Size
- 706×800 · 90.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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