Corporate Accounts Lose Control

We are excited to announce insulin is free now. who up playing with they worm We apologize to those who have been served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account. We have not overthrown a government since 1954. Trans women are women. No longer team terf y'all. Thank you for re-electing me as your governor of Ohio! My first order of business will be eradicating the people of Columbus. Our analysis engineers simulate hundreds of impact scenarios before ever killing a child in real life It's fine that Felicity owned slaves because we later released Addy, who escaped the horrors of slavery with her mother while her father and brother still lived in bondage. And, theoretically, you could buy both dolls and play out a moment in which Felicity grapples with that.

A rapid-fire compilation of fake or satirical corporate and celebrity tweets, including Eli Lilly, Donald Trump, Chiquita, Dave Chappelle, Nintendo, an Ohio governor, Tesla, and American Girl. The posts parody real controversies and public statements by making the accounts say absurd, offensive, or brutally candid things. It is used as a reaction to institutional hypocrisy, corporate irresponsibility, and brands pretending to be wholesome while their history or actions are disturbing.

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