Fifty Pound Gourds
Do you think god hides in heaven because he is scared of what he has created? The moment the Halloween section of my local target was established I rushed there to purchase the pinkie pie pumpkin kit. This specimen is the result from the pumpkin patch to find the perfect specimen. Let's just say I caught sight of the fifty pound Gourds, and the rest was history...
A bizarre pink, elongated pumpkin-like figure wearing a Pinkie Pie costume stands in a kitchen. The joke exaggerates the idea of finding a horrifyingly unusual fifty-pound gourd and treating it as a treasured Halloween purchase, with the opening quote framing it as something even God would fear. EN: A bizarre pink, elongated pumpkin-like figure wearing a Pinkie Pie costume stands in a kitchen. The joke exaggerates the idea of finding a horrifyingly unusual fifty-pound gourd and treating it as a treasured Halloween purchase, with the opening quote framing it as something even God would fear.
pink pumpkin creature / розовое существо-тыкваPinkie Pie costume / костюм Пинки Пайpurple hat / фиолетовая шляпаpink protruding limbs / розовые выступающие конечностиlarge round body / большое круглое телоkitchen / кухняkitchen cabinets / кухонные шкафыoven / духовкаtiled floor / кафельный полHalloween decoration / украшение на Хэллоуинplastic toy eyes / пластиковые игрушечные глаза
- @eternalclassic / 78030 2025-10-30
- Type
- image
- Size
- 627×800 · 71.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd horror
- Language
- en
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