Water Is Already Burnt

I 🫀 SCIENCE Why doesn’t water burn? It’s composed of hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen is required for combustion, and hydrogen is extremely flammable. There is no reason water shouldn’t burn. >But uhm you see water is like ash.. >it’s like already burnt, but it was never burnt, uhm like >Like the uhmm oxygen atoms are like already bonded uhm >STOP QUESTIONING SCIENCE AND BELIEVE IT LIKE A GOOD SOY They can’t keep getting away with it.

A bearded man wearing an “I love science” shirt passionately argues that water should burn because it contains hydrogen and oxygen. The joke is that he misunderstands combustion and treats chemically bonded water as if it were merely a mixture of flammable substances, parodying overconfident pseudo-scientific internet arguments. It is used as a reaction to confidently incorrect explanations and people refusing to question bad science.

• @eternalclassic / 77990 2025-10-30