Bryan Johnson Chases the Vampires
"Howdy, holes. *sniff sniff* Is that ovulation I smell...? *sniff sniff* Two on the right, I believe." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA VAMPIREEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA" "It's pointless to run. My cardiovascular capacity to chase is in the top 1.5% of 18 year olds."
A shirtless, muscular man stands in a forest beside a blurry image of three women running away on a beach. The joke portrays him as a vampire-like predator chasing women by smelling ovulation, while boasting that his cardiovascular fitness is exceptional for his age. It is sent as an absurd reaction to exaggerated biohacking, fitness, or creepy pursuit humor.
shirtless muscular man / мужчина с мускулистым торсомthree women running away / три убегающие женщиныforest / лесferns / папоротникиbeach / пляжocean / океанsunset sky / небо на закатеbikini / бикиниtweet screenshot / скриншот твитаprofile avatar / аватар профиляrounded image panel / закруглённая панель изображения
- @deenya_md / 21863 2025-12-27
- Type
- image
- Size
- 581×615 · 68.8 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, creepy
- Language
- en
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