Balatro Straights Banned for Pride Month
This is real btw 1.0.1p - Patch Notes - Banned straights from scoring until July 1st. Happy Pride Month. BALATRO 165.00 kr SMALL UPDATE / PATCH NOTES Very funny from /r/balatro Small Blind Score at least 300 Reward $4 Round Score 0 Straight 30 x4 Hand will not score Due to Pride Month Straights have been banned until July 1st Play Hand Sort Hand Discard Hands 4 Discards 0 $4 Ante 1/8 Round 1
A screenshot of a social media post shares fake Balatro patch notes banning straights during Pride Month, followed by gameplay where a straight hand cannot score. The joke relies on the double meaning of “straight” and the absurdity of applying Pride Month politics to a poker-based video game. It is sent as a reaction to humorous overreactions, forced inclusivity jokes, or an unexpectedly inconvenient rule change.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиdark interface / тёмный интерфейсpatch notes panel / панель заметок об обновленииBalatro game logo / логотип игры Balatrogame screenshot / скриншот игрыplaying cards / игральные картыstraight poker hand / покерная комбинация стритgreen felt table / зелёный карточный столscore panel / панель счётаblue button / синяя кнопкаred multiplier / красный множительblack-and-white playing card / чёрно-белая игральная картаpink heart icon / розовая иконка сердцаrepost icon / иконка репоста
- @threedotssavetogallery / 7726 2026-06-15
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