Balatro Accidentally Becomes My Life
The Eye No repeat hand types this round Score at least $1,340,000 to earn $$$$$ Round score 0 Flush 340 x 21,500 Run Info Hards 3 Discards 1 $4 Options Ante 12 Round 1 X1.5 Mult >be me >Mid 20s guy who works construction And enjoys a good game >Bouncing between games like Final Fantasy, Doom, Dragon's Dogma and more >Find balatro on steam >Download to my deck >Look up and 8 hours have passed >Become hard addicted, trying to get all achievements >Get score just shy of 100 million in a single hand after 30 hours >Weeks go by and I realize I'm hard addicted to this shit >Realize maybe I'd love poker >Learn poker >End up at a casino >Develop gambling addiction >Go $10k in debt Thank you balatro, game of the year
A Balatro game screen is shown above a green-text story about a construction worker who discovers the game, becomes obsessed with it, learns poker, and eventually develops a gambling addiction and goes $10,000 into debt. The joke is the exaggerated slippery slope from enjoying a harmless video game to real-world casino gambling, ending with sarcastic praise for Balatro as “game of the year.” EN: A Balatro game screen is shown above a green-text story about a construction worker who discovers the game, becomes obsessed with it, learns poker, and eventually develops a gambling addiction and goes $10,000 into debt. The joke is the exaggerated slippery slope from enjoying a harmless video game to real-world casino gambling, ending with sarcastic praise for Balatro as “game of the year.”
- @eternalclassic / 53569 2024-07-03
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- Be me greentext
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- absurd, sarcastic
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