Recommend Me a Game, Anon

>friend: "There's no games to play, games are fucking dead." >check his most played games >Dota 2: 20,000 hours >Path of Exile: 5,000 hours >Warframe: 3,000 hours >CS:GO: 2,000 hours >Hearthstone Battlegrounds: 1,000 hours >friend: "Recommend me a game, anon. I want a game with a good story and it can't be a button-mashers like those action games, Souls-likes, and Metroidvanias you play" >"Well, maybe you should try Final Fantasy Tactics. It's pretty chill an-" >friend: "I will not play anything Final Fantasy" >"Ok, then how about getting into Metal Gear-" >friend: "I will not play anything Kojima" >"Fatal Frame, Boktai, Ace Combat, Furi, Hotline Miami, MMBN, Pathologic, Valkyrie profile, Tenchu, Xenogears, 999, Suikoden, Odin Sphere, Nocturne, Terranigma" >friend: "Those games look boring" >friend: "Well, fuck you. Go back to Dota 2, you fucking sperg."

A greentext conversation shows a gamer claiming that there are no good games left and asking for something story-driven, while dismissing every recommendation. The punchline is that he already has thousands of hours in several games and is impossibly picky, so the other person angrily sends him back to Dota 2. It is used as a reaction to someone complaining about a lack of options while rejecting every suggestion. EN: A greentext conversation shows a gamer claiming that there are no good games left and asking for something story-driven, while dismissing every recommendation. The punchline is that he already has thousands of hours in several games and is impossibly picky, so the other person angrily sends him back to Dota 2. It is used as a reaction to someone complaining about a lack of options while rejecting every suggestion.

• @eternalclassic / 89203 2026-06-07