The Untraceable Computer User

>"Pull up Anons google search history, Bill" >"What do you mean "he doesnt have a google account?" >"check his facebook messages then" >"What the hell, no facebook either?" >"this guy spends 12 hours a day on his computer what does he do all day? >"no cellphone activity? Does this guy not have a girlfriend or friends?" >"check his IP logs then" >"Its all encrypted? This guy uses VPNs and Tor?" >"Well Bill just hack into his pc through the windows backdoor the boys at nsa gave us >what the fuck is a gentoo? " >"His fucking kernel is deblobbed too?" >"for fucks sake just access his intel management engine with the software Mossad gave us" >"what the fuck is a libreboot?" >"this fucker is using a 12 year old cpu?" >"Fuck this lets raid his house" >"he lives in his moms house too?"

A dark-themed greentext post describes intelligence agents trying to investigate a man who has no Google account, Facebook, phone activity, or social life. Every attempt to access his computer fails because he uses encryption, VPNs, Tor, Gentoo, a deblobbed kernel, Libreboot, and an old CPU, turning extreme privacy and Linux knowledge into an absurd punchline about an untraceable recluse. It is sent as a reaction to someone being exceptionally private, technically skilled, offline, or impossible to investigate.

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