Hacker Accidentally Launders Money
>be hacker >run HACKINGv2.EXE >"sign in as:" >choose my account >"hello XxloliFucker6969xX >press on hack >"this bank have 6M do you wish hack it all?" >press yes and choose to transfer all the money to my friend account and then to my personal accout >this is called money laundry >MFW i trolled by friend and put him in jail and no one knows it >hear police knocking on my door >look at my pc and notice i didn't run my free vpn >too obese to run >hacked the jail wifi to post this
A stereotypical hooded hacker uses a crude hacking program to steal money, only to realize that a friend has tricked him into laundering it and getting arrested. The punchline is that he forgot to run his VPN, then claims he is too obese to run away. This greentext-style joke is shared as an absurd reaction to someone making an elaborate plan that immediately backfires.
hooded hacker / хакер в капюшонеcomputer monitor / монитор компьютераgreen matrix code / зелёный код в стиле «Матрицы»black hoodie / чёрная толстовка с капюшономpale face / бледное лицоred smile / красная улыбкаhacking program / программа для взломаbank account / банковский аккаунтmoney / деньгиpolice / полицияjail / тюрьмаVPN / VPNimageboard post / пост на имиджборде
- @gentoomemes / 1518 2022-12-08
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 11347 2025-01-21
- Template
- Greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×670 · 95.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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