Elite 4chan Hackers
>hear that 4chan is filled with elite hackers >open browser and go to 4chan >my laptop camera scans my retina >"permission granted!" >holy mackerel these guys are elite! >I get a message on my phone from an unknown number >put all your fingers on the trackpad >I put my fingers on the trackpad and my fingerprints are burned off >holy fuck >mfw they initiate me into their anti-establishment hacker group >mfw we're going to flip society on their head >lol just kidding >they're just a bunch of retards
A 4chan greentext narrator imagines joining an elite hacker group through absurd laptop and phone tests, including retina scanning and burning off his fingerprints. The punchline reveals that the supposed elite hackers are merely incompetent idiots, mocking exaggerated ideas about 4chan users and amateur hackers. It is sent as a reaction to overdramatic internet fantasies and anticlimactic reveals.
4chan post / пост 4chanlaptop / ноутбукweb browser / веб-браузерcamera / камераretina / сетчаткаphone / телефонunknown number / неизвестный номерtrackpad / тачпадfingers / пальцыburned fingerprints / сожжённые отпечатки пальцевhacker group / группа хакеровgreentext / зелёный текстtext post / текстовый пост
- @gentoomemes / 12487 2024-07-24
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 408×360 · 27.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
