Elite 4chan Hackers
>hear that 4chan is filled with elite hackers >open browser and go to 4chan >my laptop camera scans my retina >"permission granted" >holy mackerel these guys are elite! >I get a message on my phone from an unknown number >"put all your fingers on the trackpad" >i put my fingers on the trackpad and my fingerprints are burned off >holy fuck >mfw they initiate me into their anti-establishment hacker group >mfw we're going to flip society on their head >lol just kidding >they're just a bunch of retards
A 4chan greentext post describes someone believing that elite hackers are recruiting them through absurdly advanced technology. The punchline reveals that the supposed hackers are just incompetent pranksters, mocking exaggerated ideas about anonymous anti-establishment hackers. It is used as a reaction to ridiculous conspiracy theories or over-the-top internet bravado.
shocked man / потрясённый мужчина4chan post / пост на 4chanlaptop / ноутбукweb browser / веб-браузерphone / телефонtrackpad / тачпадfingerprints / отпечатки пальцевretina scan / сканирование сетчаткиhacker text / текст о хакерахcomputer screen / экран компьютераgreen text / зелёный текстinternet forum / интернет-форум
- @gentoomemes / 635 2022-07-04
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 719×636 · 89.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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